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Valentine’s for Luvvies Challenge 2019 – 14th Feb

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Hey Everyone! HAPPY HAPPY VALENTINE’S!

Welcome to my eighth installment of The Valentine’s for Luvvies Challenge 2019 – which is being run by Rory at A Guy Called Bloke and Doodlepip’s Adventures. Ah, just one more day to go before the D-day.
By the way, did I tell you that I LOVE Y’ALL A LOT and you guys mean the world to me! Thank you for bearing with me on this crazy ride called “blogging!” I really-really appreciate YOU from the bottom of my heart! *virtual hugs*

PS – Yet again, I’m collating all three together for easy readability! *rebel alert*

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Let’s get the fun started –

1 What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about a total stranger?

Take him home and..!

2 What’s your favorite way to be seduced?

Talk to me “d***y” baby!

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3 What’s the dirtiest fantasy you’ve had at work?

Have been a crazy “workaholic” all my life to have any fantasies at work! Plus, my boss kinda s****d!

4 Do you prefer sex at night, in the morning, mid-afternoon, now, or what on earth is sex?

Why be obligated! I say, BRING IT ONNNN! *wink wink*

5 Do you remember what that first orgasm felt like or was it just not worth remembering?

Umm.. I rather not say!

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6 What inspires you to make the first move?

The humor and IQ level that the guy possesses.

7 Does naughty talk get you aroused or just make you laugh?

Depends on who’s doing it! I mean, I HAVE to like the guy at least!

8 How would you respond if a couple approached you to be their “third”?

Hell no! Call me old-fashioned!

9 Have you ever woken up humping your pillow?

Say what now!!!!!! No! NEVER!

10 Have you ever skied in the nude?

It’s not meant for “hypothermic” people like me!

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11 Create a tale of love using one of the following items, as in – convincing us that the item is the most romantic gift you could ever give someone! Stapler, Slug, One Eyed Teddy Bear, A bunch of Carrots or A Vibrator! Extra Cherubs will be awarded if you can include all of the words listed!

Dear Valentine,

I could have bought you a one-eyed teddy bear,
But you would have hated it, since freakishly it stared.

Giving you a “bedazzled” slug did cross my mind,
But the PETA regulations made it hard to find.

A bright pink vibrator seemed like a perfect choice,
But didn’t – because, what if my wife sees the invoice?

Buying you a bunch of carrots was an option too,
Soon realized that your broken teeth might cause an issue.

The guy at the shop said that a stapler would be an exciting alternative,
For me, it did sound a little speculative.

So sweetheart – my body, heart and soul I offer to thee,
Your satisfaction, your pleasure I guarantee.

Yours, to have and to hold!

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12 Who sang the opening theme to the 1980s sitcom ‘A Fine Romance’?

Judi Dench

13 Which Poet Laureate wrote the poem Valentine?

Carol Ann Duffy. Guess what, the inspiration came from an 11th century Sanskrit verse.

14 ‘Where Is the Love?’ is a song by which American hip hop group?

The Black Eyed Peas. It was released in June 2003 as the lead single from their third album, Elephunk.

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15 The answer is, “Valentine’s Day.” Write five different questions.

1 Each year on February 14, people exchange cards, candy or flowers with their special someone. What day are they celebrating?
2 Every year, more than 36 million heart shaped boxes of chocolates are sold across the world. What are people rejoicing?
3 The day when the world goes berserk with demonstrating “love” is called?
4 England officially declared ________ as a holiday in 1537?
5 Cupid, the Roman God, is one the symbols of which “lovey-dovey” day?
6 Which is a popular holiday to get engaged/married all across the world?

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So there you have it folks – My eighth episode of The Valentine’s for Luvvies Challenge 2019. Watch this space for more – as we are almost nearing the closure of the challenge!

Here’s to LOVE and everything else in between!

Love,

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  2. WORK, WORK, WORK. 😀 I refuse to answewr because I know it will incriminate me! 🙂 I DO HAVE TO WATCH MYSELF—Want to tell every pretty lady how lovely they look (the LOST IN SPACE robot yells…DANGER–DANGER!)

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